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LADIES AND PHONE CHARGING IN CHURCH/ FELLOWSHIP. by Samson George

 I never got to know that churches/fellowship now have "department of phone charging" not until when I walk up to a technician in my church today, to help me in charging my phone; then he told me to approach a the babe standing behind me who belong to that department, he told me bluntly that there is a department for that. So I approached the babe with a smile ,and ask her if she could help me charge my phone. She collected my phone and the charger without saying a word and I humbly go back to my seat.
  After the service, so I went to the babe for my phone, she direct me to another guy who is in charge of distributing phones to the owner. When I went to the guy, he told me to stay outside, not to enter the place where they plugged phones which I did. So he ask for the maker of my phone,which I told him. In the course of getting my phone for, there was this lady who came with a bag; I thought that bag was just for her dressing to be complete not knowing that the bag was to take away phones that she brought from her hostel. When the guy saw her, he quickly ignored me and started attending to her.He already know all her phones. It all started when this guy gave this lady about 10 phones, as if that was not enough, he also gave her 1 extension socket that has about 12 phases and 1 adapter socket.
  So I begin to ask myself questions if this lady brought all her hallmate phone including her landlord's own.But no one could give me an answer to that. I quickly collect my "hTC Sense" from him and left.
  I just can't stop laughing, I laughed it out until i told a babe about the cause of my laughter, and she said "it is normal thing to charge in the church, are we not giving our offering". My mouth was agape, because i didn't know the kind of reply to give to her.
  Well I just want to use this avenue to make a shout-out to ladies who go to church with extension socket.

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